Transarency By Design: The Video

At last, the much awaited "documentary" (okay, so it's been doctored to highlight the fact that Michael Oaf Offerman is a lawbreaking liar) regarding the so-called "Transparency by Design" initiative (i.e., publicity stunt) led by Capella's own Oaf Offerman. We've taken the liberty to glean some of Offerman's drivel from the sales pitch he recently gave at the National Press Club. Of course, Michael Oaf Offerman ignored the fact that he has been personally involved Capella's intentional violation of Federal law (for which Capella has just been found in violation on TEN different counts - and the investigation is still raging on). A real college president would have had something that Offerman lacks – INTEGRITY – and would have demanded that his school comply with the law immediately. Of course, Offerman is simply too dishonest to do that; in fact, nearly a full month has now transpired and his “school” still hasn’t complied with the law.

Of course, Oaf Offerman also refused to discuss the FACT that he was also personally involved in the kickback scam whereby Capella has been collecting $500 per student that gets referred into their substandard programs. Again, that would require something called INTEGRITY.

Then there’s the problem that Michael Oaf Offerman has previously intentionally lied about another one of Capella’s bogus studies – the so-called “WebCT Usability Study” that Michael Oaf Offerman personally stated was, “universally praised for being exceptionally user-friendly and intuitive.” That too is a lie and, more than three years later, Offerman still refuses to turn over anything that even remotely resembles such nonsense (because it doesn’t exist). With that in mind, we hope visitors enjoy our parody of what Offerman’s “Transparency by Design” initiative publicity stunt should have looked liked.